Operation: Enduring Hangover

The US Secret Service raided one apartment at The Blairs complex early Wednesday morning, to the dismay of one inebriated neighbor, reports Silver Spring Singular.

The neighbor, who describes the raid on Conversations With Mud, was sleeping off a hangover after a Joan Jett concert when she says rancor erupted outside her apartment. When her friend opened the apartment door to investigate, law enforcement officers ordered her back inside. Shouts of "Police! Search warrant!" ensued.

Later that morning, the neighbor says she witnessed Secret Service agents removing document bins from an aparment down the hall occupied by "the creepy guy."

While The Daily Penguin cannot confirm the validity of this story, it is a good one. Feel free to speculate on the alleged crime involved.

"Silver Spring News 'n' Notes" (Silver Spring Singular)
"When the Secret Service Busts Your Neighbor..." (Conversations With Mud)